I always drink Cadbury's Highlights hot chocolate. It has 40 calories per 'serving'. It must be noted that I don't drink Highlights cos it's 40 calories a serving. I don't care about calories per serving. I drink it cos it tastes proper nice, especially with two spoonfuls of sugar and loads of whipped cream. And on my morbidly obese days (as opposed to the more common 'just' clinically obese days), I sometimes put chocolate sprinkles on the whipped cream. 40 calories? Lol. Nah. More like 400. Or maybe a little bit less, but still, the same amount of calories as a small meal, or perhaps a sensible side dish.
This reminds me of all the other things I do to healthy food to make it impure and tainted. I could eat a salad consisting of lettuce leaves, tomatoes, cucumbers, spinach, spring onion, celery....and other boring shit. I don't actually mind salad that much, but I obeseify it by adding lashings of creamy dressing, bacon bits, fried onion sprinkles, croutons, grated cheese, chicken slices and salami. And by eating it as a side salad, when in actual fact my main meal is a massive lasagne with a garlic baguette, the salad is thus obesified.
You could be just like me, if you obesified your healthy food.
Georgina x
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